What we have here is a heart-warming story of a young lad from a medium-to-large sized town in the heart of Central New Jersey, who decided that when he grew up he not only wanted to fight the living dead (that's industry talk for Zombies) but thought the best way to do it would be to melt his eyeballs out of their sockets while staring at a computer screen for hours on end which would soon be discovered to emit all sorts of gnarly, gamma-type radiation that would surely prove to catalyze his demise. This sprightly, charming youngster did all of this in the name of good design and long nights with little sleep. Coffee was--and is--his best friend. He also has a slightly frightening (but medically controlled) obsession with penguins and zombies but not penguin zombies. (That's just weird.)

Now, at the ripe ol' age of 32, our hero spends his days as an Art Director designing logos, brochures, websites and more that will prove one day to save the world but at night... at night he busts out his trusty Zombie-killing arsenal and brightly-colored feety jammies and fights the undead for the good of the people, far and wide.

Despite his rugged good looks and seemingly youthful age he has designed everything from nationally exposed logos, books, magazines and websites to those nifty Bic pens that have your bank’s logo on it. Sweet gig, huh?

Throughout all of his adventures he has worked incredibly hard, had some awesome teachers, met a gaggle of interesting people, and along the way has become quite smitten with his profession of choice. So smitten, in fact, that he figured he could keep up the sweet gig for many years to come and make a living doing so as long as he had an ample roof over his head, had the chance to create captivating work, found someone amazing to wake up next to every morning, and a kick-ass pooch that looks more like a piggy than a dog. Well, much to his nemeses chagrin, he achieved all of the above and the fruits of his labors and zombie-killing ways are contained within.

In closing, our Zombie-killing human dynamo would very much like for you to take a look and see what you think about his work but he will understand if you don't have the time at the moment. No, really he will.

(I'd rather not try and influence your decision at all, but our powerhouse of a zombie-assassin assures you that the entire portfolio will be full of totally boss pictures, tons of perfectly chosen colors, and a super duper side-splitting quip here and there. I know: a man of many talents, right?)

Okay, I'm done. Pinky swear. Enjoy.